best ways to smoke? hmmmmmmmmmm? runnin backerds throuhg a corn field buck ass naked
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mousefitzpatrick Bad Ass Toker
Joined: May 08, 2007
Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:52 am
apple carved with a hole for a blunt instead of a bowl. best with apple blunt.
optimo icy mint blunts.
honey blunt with a thin coat of honey
ganjahype84 Master Toker
Joined: Jan 19, 2010
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:24 am
So here we go, youíve got joints, blunts, bongs, pipes, and hookahs.
I go with joints and pipes because they are smaller and usually I smoke by myself cause I am a marijuanaholic and all my friends quit because they all had babies like the #*@!heads that they are.
So whatever floats your boat.
1) For everything. Get weed, make sure itís real. If it smells really really nice and pretty, itís not weed, itís oregano and nutmeg. Donít be fooled. And I donít suggest trying to weigh up bags that you got from the thuggest motha#*@!a in the hood either, I got smacked in the side of my head while in my car for doing this, plus I lost my money and didnít get my weed either.
Joints: Joints are fun, all smokers should know how to do this by hand, but eventually you may get lazy and you get yourself a cigarette roller. Rolls perfect joints everytime if you have an IQ over 60. Donít roll them too tight or youíll piss everyone in the circle off and nobody will call you anymore when they got hooked up. Sometimes when I roll by hand, I use a dollar bill, which is the same concept as the cigarette roller, but it looks a whole lot #*@!ing cooler. If you roll completely by hand, unless your name is John #*@!wad (canít mention last names) itíll prolly be loose enough for your standards.
Blunts: Blunts are cool if you have like 5 or 6 people smoking. The last time I smoked a blunt there were like 9 of us and we all threw in what seemed like a nickel a piece. I think the guy rollin kept all the #*@! he couldnít fit. Anyhow, I tried to roll one once and I broke the paper everytime so now I just hand the weed and the blunt paper to somebody that knows what they are doing. Ideally, youíll want a razor to cut straight down the center of the cigar, dump out the tobacco, put in a #*@!load of weed and roll it like a joint. Itíll come out #*@!ed up looking, thatís okay.
Pipes: Pipes are relatively small (compared to bongs and hookahs) and are easy to keep concealed. I like the glass ones because they donít get so damn hot and they wonít set off metal detectors. You can get granite too, which also wonít get as hot as metal but they will a lil. Whatever you do, get a screen of some sort for metal and granite (unless you love the taste of weed.) and a glass screen for glass pipes. Now for those of you who think I a making glass screens up, #*@! you, you obviously havenít visited enough head shops to know. A glass screen isnít really a screen, but a lil piece of glass that looks like a jack (you know the game jacks) and just chills at the bottom. I got one because I broke the bottom of the bowl while cleaning my pipe one day and it keeps all the weed from falling in. Other than that, i donít really know what they are good for. I still have flaming shake fly in my mouth every once in awhile. Metal screens are like 50 cents for 5 to 10 and glass screens are like 3 bucks. Oh yeah, there are also wooden pipes too which are really cheap and donít get THAT hot either.
Bongs: Bongs are the #*@!. They will get you ripped in like 3 to 4 hits if you donít smoke em all the time. I prefer Zong brand because they zig zag and you wonít spill the bong water if you get zooted and knock the bong over. (Side note: if you do spill the bong water on your carpet then just deal with it, itíll be there, find something to lay on top of your new permanent stain.) There are lots of different kinds. Iíve seen some bubblers that were like 8 feet long and you had to have a buddy light it and pull it for you. Anyway, a bong works simple, you put the flame to the weed in the bowl (which you will also need a screen for)smoke out the chamber, then pull the bowl and suck suck suck like you are sucking a softball thru a garden hose. Donít leave any stale smoke in the chamber or you will get old picky ass smokers like me thatíll tell you youíre done and throw you outta my circle. Who cares if Iím mean, itís my weed motha#*@!a. Thereís also a gravity bong, which is cool. Kinda hard to explain how to make so do your own research, just know that they are very nice and you can make em with #*@! in your kitchen.
Hookahs: Hookahs are usually very big with as many as 3 to 5 tooters for heads to puff on. If you still donít know what Iím talking about, watch Halfbaked and check out Billy Bong Thorton, thatís a hookah. Now, iíve never actually owned one, I just know that in stores, they are usually at least like 80 to 100 dollars for small ones and can get up to like 500 dollars. I guess for people that smoke like half and quarter pounders daily. All I really know about this is that if you carry it around in your car you are very dumb, and that originally they were made to smoke opium. So if you get a dumb cop pulling you over heíll think youíre on opium and throw you to the ground and stick you with horse tranquilizers. I mean itís cool to have one with a friend in the back seat firing it up while you puff and drive, but thatís how a good friend of mine got the beat down by a cop and is currently serving his 12 month jail sentence for possession and paraphanelia.
Last thing is, be very very careful with weed. Although it shouldnít be, it is very illegal and cops rank it right up there with smashing babies with hammers. When you get caught, and you probably will, play it very cool, act like you are the biggest #*@! in the world, and totally respect the officer. On occaision they will just confisgate your green and let you go. Donít act like you didnít do anything wrong, because technically you did according to pig standards. Finally, have a good time blazing up, keep the positive vibes going, donít let paranoia get to you, and keep smoking for life.
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